"kept sparking my butter knife against the toaster coils trying to cut the frozen waffle. I ended up with a shredded mess in the bottom of the crumb tray. I managed to make due with the blackened crumbs that had a distinct smoky flavor. I substituted ranch dressing for the syrup and crushed Purina cat chow for bacon bit flavor. Will consider making""

"Srsly? FN shreds the pride of innovative rising stars on Chopped, Iron Chef, Great Food Truck Race, all because they didn't combine taste and presentation 5 star dishes that feature distinct ingredients and yet this drunk cow can spread the laziest russsipees on FN and still collect a paycheck?!?!?! This network is a joke!