"not easy! for starters, whats this 'ounce' amount you speak of? I dont work for the weights and measures department! easy recipes should use easy words.I didn't come here to marvel at no fancy-speak.

so I did what I always do when I have a problem: I asked my bartender for advice, and he told me 1 ounce ='s the contents of a shotglass! so imagine that! I know all about ounces as it turns out. I drink them all the time! now whos the fancy smart wiseguy?!

anyways I took an empty shot glass and crammed some chocolate inside. but now what? I dont know if I should eat this with a spoon or if its okay to just mash the chocolate back out and eat it as a finger food..I dont want to appear a buffoon.

the chocolates starting to melt and my bartenders hollering at me to give him his shotglass back...is semi-melted chocolate safe to eat? I know I had a bad experience eating some melted mayonnaise once. I better not get sick from eating this or I'll sue!

"not easy! for starters, whats this 'ounce' amount you speak of? I dont work for the weights and measures department! easy recipes should use easy words.I didn't come to marvel at no fancy-speak.

so I did what I always do when I have a problem: I asked my bartender for advice, and he told me 1 ounce ='s the contents of a shotglass! so imagine that! I know all about ounces as it turns out. I drink them all the time! now whos the fancy smart wiseguy?!

anyways I took an empty shot glass and crammed some chocolate inside. but now what? I dont know if I should eat this with a spoon or if its okay to just mash the chocolate back out and eat it as a finger food..I dont want to appear a buffoon.

the chocolates starting to melt and my bartenders hollering at me to give him his shotglass back...is semi-melted chocolate safe to eat? I know I had a bad experience eating some melted mayonnaise once. I better not get sick from eating this or I'll sue!

"not easy! for starters, I dont work for the weights and measures department! whats this 'ounce' amount you speak of? your fancy vocab word references to stuff doesn't impress me.

I sought advice on this ounce nonsense from my bartender, like I do with all my problems, and he explained the contents of 1 shotglass = 1 ounce. so imagine that! I know all about ounces as it turns out. I drink them all the time! now whos the fancy smart wiseguy?!

anyways I took an empty shot glass and crammed some chocolate inside. now what? recipe doesn't say if I can eat it this with my hands or if I should use a spoon..dont want to appear a buffoon. or do I drink it like a shot and if so, how? do you enjoy it like a melon drop or slam it back quick, like jaegar?

my bartender says he wants the shot glass back now but the chocolate is starting to melt, and I'm not sure thats safe to eat...I had a bad experience eating some melted mayonnaise once. I better not get sick from eating this or I'll sue!

"this recipe is not easy! for starters, its calling for an ounce of chocolate. I dont work for the weights and measures department! an 'ounce'...its a small hunk of chocolate, your fancy vocab references don't impress me. I'll have you know that I did know a shot of alcohol is approximately equal to 1 ounce. some bartender taught me that. so I slammed back my shot of jager and then crammed some chocolate inside. it should be close to an ounce's worth. now what? do I slam it back like a shot of everclear, eat with a spoon or what? the chocolate is starting to melt and the bartender wants his shotglass back! help!

"I dont have english peas, so I used yankee beans instead. They took my half stick of butter and chucked it right out of my small pot! made a horrible mess...the beans said they were protesting my tea tax, which I do not even recall levying against them.

"I dont have english peas, so I used yankee beans instead. They took my half stick of butter and chucked it right out of my small pot! made a horrible mess...the peas said they were protesting my tea tax, which I do not even recall levying against them.

"IN THIS ECONOMY, we dont have fancy late night bacon money in this household. so I sliced a hot dog into approximate bacon-sized slivers.I lay the hot dog slivers out on a sheet of tin foil and I swear on my life NONE of the slivers overlapped!! I was real careful. started it & little bolts of lightning started shooting out inside of the box from the top!!! there were loud sizzling-pop-bang noises!? Idk, I grabbed my box of wine and got out of there fast..what do I do now?!?!?!

"IN THIS ECONOMY, we dont have fancy late night bacon money in this household. so I sliced a hot dog into approximate bacon-sized slivers.I lay the hot dog slivers out on a sheet of tin foil and I swear on my life NONE of the slivers overlapped!! I was real careful. started it & little bolts of lightning started shooting out inside of the box from the top!!! there were loud sizzling-pop-bang noises!? Idk, I grabbed my box of wine and got out of there fast..what do I do now?!?!?!