"This recipe saved my life. One time me and some friends found this creepy lighthouse and open the door and who's there but Don Knotts! He puts his hand on my leg and says, 'We don't have to be alone tonight. Take off your glasses." There is no way I'm letting Knotts get anywhere with me so I take the knife I used to make the Wedges and stab him in the solar plexus (not hard). Was it the right thing to do? Maybe not, but when I think about Knotts' creepy vericose hand I realize I did the right thing. Thank you Rachael because without your recipe, I would not of had that knife and I would have had to become yet another victim of Don Knotts' chivalry.

"This recipe saved my life. One time me and some friends found this creepy lighthouse and open the door and who's there but Don Knotts! He puts his hand on my leg and says, 'We don't have to be alone tonight. Take off your glasses." There is no way I'm letting Knotts get anywhere with me so I take the knife I used to make the Wedges and stab him in the solar plexus (not hard). Was it the right thing to do? Maybe not, but when I think about Knotts' creepy vericose hand I realize I did the right thing. Thank you Rachael because without your recipe, I would not of had that knife and I would have had to become yet another victim of Don Knotts' chivalry.

"Great recipe, would do again

"This recipe was OK, but my girlfriend and I have such different tastes that we had to modify it slightly. See, she prefers late night sausage, while I am partial to delicious muffins late at night. So we made the bacon, threw it away, and used the grease to help put the sausage into the muffin and make a McMuffin that we could both enjoy. The sausage slid around the muffin a little too much with all that grease, but it just made things more entertaining in the end. 3/5, would try again.