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Reviewed Ethiopian Fruit Salad
"For heaven's sake, don't you DARE add the banana before that very last minute! Make sure you have a timer handy or else the whole recipe will be ruined.
Seriously, Food Network, this recipe isn't even remotely Ethiopian. It's a plain old fruit salad. Doesn't make it bad, but it doesn't take a culinary genius to peel fruit and combine them in"
Reviewed Ethiopian Fruit Salad
"For heaven's sake, don't you DARE add the banana before that very last minute! make sure you have a timer handy or else the whole recipe will be ruined.
Seriously, Food Network, this recipe isn't even remotely Ethiopian. It's a plain old fruit salad. Doesn't make it bad, but it doesn't take a culinary genius to peel fruit and combine them in"
Reviewed Fiber One Waffles
"Seriously, FN, are you people sh*tting me? "
Reviewed Root Beer Floats
""Hang a large, well packed scoop of vanilla ice cream on the edge of a fountain glass or other tall drinking glass."
Say what now? Why is this so complicated? Here's my version: plop a scoop of vanilla ice cream in a glass, slowly pour in root beer making sure it doesn't overflow -- why waste food?-- and enjoy.
There you go, one sentence. "
Reviewed Chocolate-Hazelnut Sandwich Cookies
"Seriously, this is worthy of Food Network? This is something you find on a magazine ad for cookies or Nutella. There's nothing recipe about this.
If someone is so culinarily challenged that they can't come up with this stuff themselves and think that "recipes" like this are the bee's knees, then it's pretty sad.
At this rate, I'm waiting"
Reviewed Frozen Grapes
"Sheer brilliance! But, seriously, Food Network execs actually pay for someone to come up with such "recipes"? My mom used to do this for me when I was a kid...this way of serving grapes -it's NOT a recipe- is definitely not new.
I find this insulting to your viewers/readers/fans. It assumes that none of us are bright enough to come up with"
Reviewed Lemon Sorbet
"Another in Rachel's loooooong list of WTF moments...in order to make lemon sorbet you have to buy lemon sorbet. Seriously, who the hell thinks of this crap and, even worse, allows it on this website?!
Do you really think anyone looking for a lemon sorbet recipe on this website wouldn't have previously thought of just buying a container of it"
Reviewed Lemon Sorbet
"Another in Rachel's loooooong list of WTF moments...in order to make lemon sorbet you have to buy lemon sorbet. Seriously, who the hell thinks of this crap and, even worse, allows it on this website?!
Do you really think anyone looking for a lemon sorbet recipe on this website wouldn't have previously thought of just buying a container of it"
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