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Reviewed Ethiopian Fruit Salad

Jul 1, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

For heaven's sake, don't you DARE add the banana before that very last minute! Make sure you have a timer handy or else the whole recipe will be ruined.

Seriously, Food Network, this recipe isn't even remotely Ethiopian. It's a plain old fruit salad. Doesn't make it bad, but it doesn't take a culinary genius to peel fruit and...

Reviewed Ethiopian Fruit Salad

Jul 1, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

For heaven's sake, don't you DARE add the banana before that very last minute! make sure you have a timer handy or else the whole recipe will be ruined.

Seriously, Food Network, this recipe isn't even remotely Ethiopian. It's a plain old fruit salad. Doesn't make it bad, but it doesn't take a culinary genius to peel fruit and...

Reviewed Fiber One Waffles

Jun 24, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

Seriously, FN, are you people sh*tting me? "

Reviewed Root Beer Floats

Jun 17, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

"Hang a large, well packed scoop of vanilla ice cream on the edge of a fountain glass or other tall drinking glass."

Say what now? Why is this so complicated? Here's my version: plop a scoop of vanilla ice cream in a glass, slowly pour in root beer making sure it doesn't overflow -- why waste food?-- and enjoy.

There...

Reviewed Chocolate-Hazelnut Sandwich Cookies

Jun 9, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

Seriously, this is worthy of Food Network? This is something you find on a magazine ad for cookies or Nutella. There's nothing recipe about this.

If someone is so culinarily challenged that they can't come up with this stuff themselves and think that "recipes" like this are the bee's knees, then it's pretty sad.

At...

Reviewed Frozen Grapes

May 17, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

Sheer brilliance! But, seriously, Food Network execs actually pay for someone to come up with such "recipes"? My mom used to do this for me when I was a kid...this way of serving grapes -it's NOT a recipe- is definitely not new.

I find this insulting to your viewers/readers/fans. It assumes that none of us are bright enough...

Reviewed Lemon Sorbet

May 9, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

Another in Rachel's loooooong list of WTF moments...in order to make lemon sorbet you have to buy lemon sorbet. Seriously, who the hell thinks of this crap and, even worse, allows it on this website?!

Do you really think anyone looking for a lemon sorbet recipe on this website wouldn't have previously thought of just buying...

Reviewed Lemon Sorbet

May 9, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

Another in Rachel's loooooong list of WTF moments...in order to make lemon sorbet you have to buy lemon sorbet. Seriously, who the hell thinks of this crap and, even worse, allows it on this website?!

Do you really think anyone looking for a lemon sorbet recipe on this website wouldn't have previously thought of just buying...

Reviewed Angel Food Cake with Berries and Whipped Cream

Apr 14, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

Good heavens, woman! THIS is a recipe?! This is middle school home economics. Even when in full "lush" mode, Sandra Lee would have made more of an effort than this. She would at least have stirred in some extra vanilla in to the cream (or at least some vanilla vodka). We all know you're not a baker, but some effort would be appreciated.

And,...

Reviewed Angel Food Cake with Berries and Whipped Cream

Apr 11, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

Good heavens, woman! THIS is a recipe?! This is middle school home economics. Even when in full "lush" mode, Sandra Lee would have made more of an effort than this. She would at least have stirred in some extra vanilla in to the cream (or at least some vanilla vodka). We all know you're not a baker, but some effort would be appreciated.

And,...

Reviewed Angel Food Cake with Berries and Whipped Cream

Apr 11, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

Good heavens, woman! THIS is a recipe?! This is middle school home economics. Even when in full "lush" mode, Sandra Lee would have made more of an effort than this. She would at least have stirred in some extra vanilla in to the cream (or at least some vanilla vodka). We all know you're not a baker, but some effort would be appreciated.

And,...

Reviewed Angel Food Cake with Berries and Whipped Cream

Apr 11, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

Good heavens, woman! THIS is a recipe?! This is middle school home economics. Even when in full "lush" mode, Sandra Lee would have made more of an effort than this. She would at least have stirred in some extra vanilla in to the cream (or at least some vanilla vodka). We all know you're not a baker, but some effort would be appreciated.

And,...

Reviewed Angel Food Cake with Berries and Whipped Cream

Apr 11, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

Good heavens, woman! THIS is a recipe?! This is middle school home economics. Even when in full "lush" mode, Sandra Lee would have made more of an effort than this. She would at least have stirred in some extra vanilla in to the cream (or at least some vanilla vodka). We all know you're not a baker, but some effort would be appreciated.

And,...

Reviewed Angel Food Cake with Berries and Whipped Cream

Apr 11, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

Good heavens, woman! THIS is a recipe?! This is middle school home economics. Even when in full "lush" mode, Sandra Lee would have made more of an effort than this. She would at least have stirred in some extra vanilla in to the cream (or at least some vanilla vodka). We all know you're not a baker, but some effort would be appreciated.

And,...

Reviewed Angel Food Cake with Berries and Whipped Cream

Apr 11, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

Good heavens, woman! THIS is a recipe?! This is middle school home economics. Even when in full "lush" mode, Sandra Lee would have made more of an effort than this. She would at least have stirred in some extra vanilla in to the cream (or at least some vanilla vodka). We all know you're not a baker, but some effort would be appreciated.

And,...

Reviewed Ham Steaks

Mar 28, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

Well, this is not really a recipe, more like a simple heating method. I guess we'll have to look forward to Rachel's new show, "3-minute meals", where she simply plops food into a hot pan or skillet and heats it up.

Personally, I could cut that cooking time down to 30 seconds by nuking those steaks at power level 2. Good heavens...do...

Reviewed No-Fuss Fruit Tart

Mar 13, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

Couldn't be easier, and it's truly delicious. "

Reviewed Best Hot Dogs

Mar 4, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

Wow! I mean, WOW! Michael is brilliant! I used to stick the dogs under my armpits to warm them up, but this is much better. My hot dogs no longer taste like Old Spice antiperspirant and this gets the food on the table SO MUCH faster. Maybe Michael can now help me figure out how to best serve the potato chips I'd like to serve as a side dish....

Reviewed Glove Compartment Snack

Feb 25, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

OMG, will Ellie ever cease to amaze me?! The sheer genius of combining fruit and nuts and dividing them into tiny little portion-controlled snacks just completely blows my mind! This is as good as, no it's even better than, her "dark chocolate as a snack" recipe. That one only had one ingredient. This recipe is twice as good because it has two...

Reviewed Glove Compartment Snack

Feb 25, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

OMG, will Ellie ever cease to amaze me?! The sheer genius of combining fruit and nuts and dividing them into little (very little) portion controlled snacks just completely blows my mind! This is as good as, no it's even better than, her "dark chocolate as a snack" recipe. That one only had one ingredient. This recipe is twice as good because it...

Reviewed Glove Compartment Snack

Feb 25, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

OMG, will Ellie ever cease to amaze me?! The sheer genius of combining fruit and nuts and dividing them into little (very little) portion controlled snacks just completely blows my mind! This is as good as, no it's even better than, her "dark chocolate as a snack" recipe. That one only had one ingredient. This recipe is twice as good because it...

Reviewed Glove Compartment Snack

Feb 25, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

OMG, will Ellie ever cease to amaze me?! The sheer genius of combining fruit and nuts and dividing them into little (very little) portion controlled snacks just completely blows my mind! This is as good as, no it's even better than, her "dark chocolate as a snack" recipe. That one only had one ingredient. This recipe is twice as good because it...

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