"Now I'm in trouble. I laid the strips out NOT overlapping but in a pattern that may or may not of looked like the shape of a pentagram. After the 2 minute mark a bacon portal had opened. Bacon tentacles reached through the microwave grabbing my arms trying to pull me in to the realm of Baconelzebub.
I braced myself pulling against the savory bacon tentacles. Nothing on this planet, this realm could stop it. Or is there? Thinking on my feet I grabbed each tasty strip and began ripping apart and stuffing my mouth full of this... this bacon demon. As I was being pulled closer to the bacon portal I grabbed some english muffins to stack my cuttings into and to continue my feast.
Suddenly a strange greasy bacon howl came from the portal and the tentacles receded back in to whatever bacon goodness it came from. Then the microwave *Dinged* and there sat my perfectly cooked "Late Night Bacon".

"The lid from the cans cut my mouth. and the paper from the butter tastes aweful.

What's next? A recipe for Ramen Noodles?
1. Boil Water
2. Pour over noodles.