"Great recipe. Before this I was just eating my ham steaks frozen of out of the freezer. It's just too bad I didn't learn about this recipe before I contracted the tapeworms. Make sure it's olive oil and not gasoline too. I tried substituting gasoline for olive oil. Even though gasoline comes from petroleum oil, you can't use it as a cooking oil. Oh, another note, if your kids ingest gasoline and they start vomiting, it's best to call poison control. Don't let them go to sleep. It's not a good idea. "

"OK. I am marginally skilled with the cooking. I bought a cookie recipe magazine. My cookies and what not do not turn looking like that. Give me a television show. "

"Yeah, this recipe forgot to mention the fact that you need to take the hot dogs out of the package before you boil them. DO NOT LEAVE THEM IN THE PACKAGE. I REPEAT, IT'S IMPERATIVE THAT YOU DON'T LEAVE THEM IN THEIR PACKAGING WHEN YOU BOIL THEM! "