"I didn't have any fresh goat cheese so I took some Kraft american singles (the generic kind...I don't have millions to spare on the real stuff and rolled them up and then took it outside to roll around in the yard. Instead of "mossy", it's more "pine strawish". ""

"I didn't have any fresh goat cheese so I took some Kraft american singles (the generic kind...I don't have millions to spare on the real stuff) and rolled them up and then took it outside to roll around in the yard. Instead of "mossy", it's more "pine strawish". ""

"I tried to toast the walnuts as suggested, but they all fell down to the bottom of the toaster and burned. After the fire department left, I tried again but on the "low" setting. Finally, I gave up and made a couple of substitutions. I sliced cheese, opened some crackers and ate them on the sofa. "

"You misspelled "Get your guests to sign a release from liability form before eating"
Don't forget to tell people that the twitching after eating is perfectly normal. It happens when people ingest poison. Foaming at the mouth is fun to see, too!

You might want to read Ziplocks' FAQ and read their press release RE: boiling in bags.

Can I boil in Ziploc® Brand bags?
No. Ziploc® Brand bags are not designed to withstand the extreme heat of boiling.

A nice google search of "ziplock omelettes" will lead you to some good need-to-know information. Of course when you call Ziplock customer service, don't be bothered by the laughing or irritated sighs from the CS rep.