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Jenifefa

Chatsworth, New Jersey

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Reviewed Cheese Platter

Feb 13, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

I drove to the best cheese shop in Ina's town, but they saw that I was driving a Scion, so they wouldn't wait on me. Since I couldn't get really "good" cheese, I thought "Why bother?" and I drove my car off a cliff. I'm writing this from beyoooond the graaaaave. OoooOOOooooOOOOoooooo!

Reviewed Dark Chocolate as a Snack

Jan 30, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

Do I use a knife and fork to eat this? Do I swallow it whole? Do I grind it into a powder and snort it? Please help! I don't want to look foolish in front of my guests!

Reviewed Late Night Bacon

Jan 10, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

I love this recipe for - wait a minute... LATE NIGHT Bacon? But I made it in the morning! Aw crap, looks like I screwed up another Food Network recipe. I guess I'll throw out my microwave and start over. And this time I'll make it late at night. Thanks, Rach!

Reviewed English Peas

Jan 10, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

My husband loves canned peas. Every time I open up a can of them I have to hold my breath, because they smell like a urine-soaked subway car. Can I substitute bacon for peas? I'd appreciate a revised recipe explaining to me how to combine butter and bacon in a pot. And please keep it simple, Paula. None of these 3 ingredient recipes that a home cook...

Reviewed English Peas

Jan 10, 2011 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

My husband loves canned peas. Every time I open up a can of them I have to hold my breath, because they smell like a urine-soaked subway car. Can I substitute bacon for peas? I'd appreciate a revised recipe explaining to me how to combine butter and bacon in a pot. And please keep it simple, Paula. None of these 3 ingredient recipes that a home cook...

Reviewed Sensuous Chocolate Truffles

Dec 3, 2010 in Food Network Community Toolbox on FoodNetwork.com

If you're that lazy, just buy the d*mn truffles.

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