"Mr. Brown, you are a five-day wonder! This is the third of your three best recipes ever (along with turkey and city ham). I followed your directions exactly at first, then used different spices to see which I liked best. It really doesn't matter, it's the taste of the three fishes that makes all the difference. I make it as presented for dinner; a"

"I made the mistake of making this ham for a potluck at my wife's office. Now, whenever there's an occasion there I'm called upon to make the ham. I counted. In the last four years it's been twenty-one (half) hams!
There simply isn't anything remotely like it.""