"This recipe turned out great for me, although I did make a few substitutions. I replaced the hot dogs with meatballs, the water with tomato sauce and I added spaghetti noodles for extra flavor. Other reviewers felt that the addition of salt was unwarranted, but I found it really brought out the flavor. I also included oregano, basil, pepper, onion, and garlic. Super delicious!"

"I had a really difficult time combining the fruit and nuts. Somehow, my hand mixer just hasn't been able to do the job. Should I be using a food processor instead?

"Hey! Food Network! This isn't even food!

"How does this woman continue to have a show on the Food Network?!? I imagine her laughing with the rich folks at the governor's mansion about the disgusting stuff she's been telling the poor people to eat.